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Posted on 2/3/2006

A recent bonehead award went to George Melendez in Lowell, MA. Melendez came up with cool method to rob a bank. He filled a bag with books and wires, went up to a teller, and claimed he was carrying a bomb.

Then he collected the money, dropped the sack and ran out with the loot. Police, of course, had to be cautious, call the bomb squad, etc. and all this gave him plenty of time to get away. Brilliant move. So why the bonehead award? At the last bank robbery, Melendez was apparently running out of books from his bookshelves at home. This time he tossed in his own phone book, complete with his name and address on the label. Should have made a trip to the library! ...courtesty of my friend at Boeing.

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